Quotes

"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!"
- Thomas Lehrer

If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
- Anonymous

 "If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives;  Be kind anyway. "
- Mother Theresa of Calcutta

"We are unable to announce the weather. We depend on weather reports from the airport, which is closed, due to weather. Whether we will be able to give you a weather report tomorrow will depend on the weather."
- Arab news report

"Peace cannot be enforced"
- Anonymous

"What do sweatbox do during day?"
- Tom Wood

"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions --but I don't always agree with them."
- George Bush, US President

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
- Lee Iacocca

"It is a poverty to decide that a child must die so that you may live as you wish."
- Mother Theresa of Calcutta

"What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is."
- Vice President Dan Quayle winning friends while
                   speaking to the United Negro College Fund

"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
- Vice President Dan Quayle